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I have seen The Pacifier more times than I have seen the Godfather trilogy combined. Now that has dawned on me, I’m off to cry in a corner.

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fuckyeahwillowandoz:

Fun fact: This was the first use of the word “googled” on television.

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mattie:

Ron: I absolutely do not want to solve a series of riddles and clues, each more intricate than the last.
Ron: Uhh… but I do want that, please do that for me.

Oh my god, too adorable, dead dead dead.  (via)

This is probably my favourite moment so far.

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How about 15 and the ever so delightful Kitty Pryde and/or Colossus? :) thanking you kindly.

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taylor-the-weird:

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Wonderful! Thank you :)

06.13.14 9
Zoom silversprocket:

PUNX SHOULD NEVER CHANGE (AND HERE’S WHY…)
Read Ben Snakepit's comic from As You Were #3 online RIGHT HERE thanks to our buds at Noisey!
Ben isn’t on Tumblr but you can add him on FaceBook or read his blog, and we’ve got all his books in the SSBC shop.


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silversprocket:

PUNX SHOULD NEVER CHANGE (AND HERE’S WHY…)

Read Ben Snakepit's comic from As You Were #3 online RIGHT HERE thanks to our buds at Noisey!

Ben isn’t on Tumblr but you can add him on FaceBook or read his blog, and we’ve got all his books in the SSBC shop.

My favourite
05.16.14 27
"Lenny Henry should go back to a black country"

clocktowersburningup:

So this happened! Really! I am actually offended that the idiot couldn’t actually name a ‘black country’…

I know racism is something that will just be with us forever, and I’m constantly told ‘you shouldn’t get offended by these comments’…but I’ll give you my reasons why these comments offend me.

My father is from Barbados, he came over to England in the 60s for work. Before England he lived & worked in the US mainly as a fruit picker. When he came to England, he worked hard, working for Land Rover in Birmingham for over 25 years, until he was made redundant. His family, cousins and such also came over to England and one of them, my favourite elder cousin in fact, worked as a nurse, doing all the shitty jobs the white nurses looked down their noses to, like changing bedpans, dirty sheets. She got spat at constantly by the patients, got called names such as ‘monkey’, ‘nigger’…all the usual ones (you’d think after so many years, they’d come up with new ones), all the while trying to help clean and feed them.

My black family have done so much fucking more for this country than my white family ever has. It’s these people that had help the economy in the beginning, not some snobby, ignorant white Politician.

To say you think a black man, a black man that was born and raised in this country, should go back to a ‘black country’, you’re basically shitting all over the hard work the immigrants from the 50s/60 gave to ‘your country’. I wish Lenny Henry came back with something like ‘I would love to go back to a black country, but thanks to your lot coming over and colonising everything, there’s nowhere fucking left’.

Also, have you ever heard of Lilian Bader? She worked her way up to an Acting Corporal for the WAAF (Women’s Auxiliary Air Force), after several attempts of trying to get into the Airforce…she was also mixed raced, her father was from the West Indies and her mother from England. Maybe you should take a look into what the Asian, Indian and Black men and women did for ‘your’ country throughout history. The wars they faced fighting for a country that has never fully welcomed them with open arms.

Don’t even get me started on the whole compulsory abortion for babies with Downs…just unbelievable that village idiots like these candidates are even allowed anywhere near a political party. It scares me that people with such backwards, dim-witted, fucking twat-head views are even welcome in today’s society.

So a word to the UKIP members, 1) Think before you speak 2) Don’t tell British people to go back to their own country, it makes no sense you moron. 3) Don’t be talking about shit you have no idea of - you have a disabled kid then see how you like it when some dick tells you, you should of had him/her aborted at birth and 4) if you’re of brown skin and still in the UKIP party, WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING?! GET OUT NOW!

Rant over.

05.15.14 2
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grayflannelsuit:

Now that David Letterman is retiring, perhaps he can score a role in the next Avengers movie.

Like many, I owe my sense of humor largely to Dave. I also am jealous he got to meet Wonder Man when he wore that red safari jacket. 


I own a first printing of this. I love it.

hodgman:

grayflannelsuit:

Now that David Letterman is retiring, perhaps he can score a role in the next Avengers movie.

Like many, I owe my sense of humor largely to Dave. I also am jealous he got to meet Wonder Man when he wore that red safari jacket. 

I own a first printing of this. I love it.

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Zoom theimpossiblecool:

PSH.
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Zoom Amen.

Amen.

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fidefortitude:

HAPPY 2014 EVERYBODY

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